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Submitted by Michael Doser
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** A pint of sweat saves
a gallon of blood.

-General George Patton


** Courage, above all things,
is the first quality of a warrior.

-Carl von Clausewitz


** Don't be conspicuous. In the
combat zone, it draws fire. Out
of the combat zone, it draws
sergeants.

-Murphy's Military Law


** Friendly Fire ---- ISN'T !

-Murphy's Military Law


** If a man does his best,
what else is there?

-General George Patton


** If you really need an
officer in a hurry, take a nap!

-Murphy's Military Law


** If your sergeant can see
you, so can the enemy.

-Murphy's Military Law


** Incoming fire has the
right of way.

-Murphy's Military Law


** It takes fifteen thousand
casualties to train a
Major General.

-Ferdinand Foch


** Military Intelligence is
a contradiction of terms.

-Groucho Marx


** Never interrupt your
enemy when he is making
a mistake!

-Napoleon Bonaparte


** Never share a foxhole with
anyone who is braver than
you are.

-Murphy's Military Law


** Never worry about the bullet
with your name on it. Instead,
always worry about the shrapnel
addressed to "occupant".

-Murphy's Military Law


** The army with the smartest
dress uniform will lose.

-Murphy's Military Law


** The military doesn't start
wars -- politicians do.

-William Westmoreland


** The most dangerous thing in
a the combat zone is an
officer with a map.

-Murphy's Military Law


** The Quartermaster only has
2 sizes --- too large, and too
small.

-Murphy's Military Law


** We are not retreating --
we are advancing in another direction!

-General Douglas MacArthur


** We have women in the military,
but we are not put in the front
lines. They aren't sure if we
can fight, if we can kill. I think
we can. All the General has to do
is walk over to the women troops
and say: "Do you see the enemy
over there? They say you look
fat in those uniforms."

-Elaine Boosler


** The Constitution requires that
Congress treat similarly situated
persons similarly, not that it
engage in superficial equality.

[ majority opinion in
a 6 to 3 ruling that upheld the
military draft to be for males
only (June 25, 1981) ]

-Supreme Court Justice
William Rehnquist

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