Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb ????


A: One! ONLY ONE !!
And do you know WHY? Because noone else
in this house knows HOW to change a
lightbulb! They don't even know that
the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would
sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before
they figured it out, and once they
figured it out, they wouldn't be able
to find the #&%!* light bulbs, despite
the fact that they've been in the SAME
CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!!

But if they did actually find them, by
some miracle of God, some 2 DAYS LATER,
the chair they dragged to stand on to
change the STUPID light bulb would STILL
BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH
IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NOONE
EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT'S A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON
WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!!!!

.....I'm sorry.....What was the question???