The following contribution to
Vet humor has been made by the
Veterans Circuit, and Bill Mosley
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Five cannibals were employed
by the Air Force as scouts
and translators during an island
campaign.

When the commander welcomed
the cannibals he said: "You're
all a part of our team now.
"We will compensate you well
for your services, and you can
eat any of the rations that
our Air Force personnel are
eating. But please don't indulge
yourselves by eating our
personnel."

The cannibals promised to comply.

Four weeks later, the commander
returned and said: "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very
satisfied with all of you. However,
one of our Technical Seargants
has disappeared. Do any of you
know what happened to him??"

The cannibals all shook their
heads saying NO.

After the commander left, the
leader of the cannibals turned
to the others and said: "Which
of you idiots at the Technical
Seargant??"

A hand raised hesitantly, to
which the leader of the cannibals
replied:
"You fool! For 4 weeks now
we've been eating Lieutenants,
Captains, and Majors and noone
noticed a thing. Then YOU had to go
and eat an NCO !!"


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